The Ramblings of a Retired Police Officer and Accounts from Serving Colleagues about Crime and Punishment, Law and Disorder, Governance, Paperwork and Bureaucracy.
No major Institution is free from corruption; thus the entire structure can be considered 'woodworm infested'. In the renovation sense, any decent builder would be heavily inclined to remove the worst timbers, lex.
I heard the same and you must resist that temptation, lex. Should such a level of funding be burning a hole in your wallet, there are more practical accessories available for Demo and custodial work.
A wad of blank Death Certificates, pre-signed by your choice of two Met Medics, is essential insurance for today's man in uniform.
I remember those good old days melv when a friendly magistrate would sign half a dozen blank warrants for you. And when a DC had a heart attack and died in his mistresses bed, we popped him into a car and called the police doctor to certify death. The doctor twigged he had died laying on his back but when we explained the circumstances and the wish to save any embarrassment for his wife, he signed the death certificate. Corruption comes in many forms melv, but rarely on video on the streets of London.
No major Institution is free from corruption; thus the entire structure can be considered 'woodworm infested'. In the renovation sense, any decent builder would be heavily inclined to remove the worst timbers, lex.
ReplyDeleteJesus Lex at least give a H/T!
ReplyDeletemelv, you may well be right. I have heard doctorates can be purchased from some places for little more than the price of a parking ticket.
ReplyDeleteI heard the same and you must resist that temptation, lex. Should such a level of funding be burning a hole in your wallet, there are more practical accessories available for Demo and custodial work.
ReplyDeleteA wad of blank Death Certificates, pre-signed by your choice of two Met Medics, is essential insurance for today's man in uniform.
Ha ha, Melvin owned Ferrari.
ReplyDeleteI remember those good old days melv when a friendly magistrate would sign half a dozen blank warrants for you. And when a DC had a heart attack and died in his mistresses bed, we popped him into a car and called the police doctor to certify death. The doctor twigged he had died laying on his back but when we explained the circumstances and the wish to save any embarrassment for his wife, he signed the death certificate.
ReplyDeleteCorruption comes in many forms melv, but rarely on video on the streets of London.
I like to disturb Judges at 3am to sign warrants, pays them back for all their pathetic jail sentences.
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