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The stories I tell here are all true but my purpose is not technical accuracy. My purpose is to illustrate the nature of policing in an educational and entertaining way.
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The stories I tell here are all true but my purpose is not technical accuracy. My purpose is to illustrate the nature of policing in an educational and entertaining way.
I have tried to respect the privacy of the citizens of the city and to relate specific facts without identifying individuals. I believe I succeed in this but if you do recognize yourself and believe others will too, please contact me and I shall rectify it.
Excellent ASBO material, lex. Merry Xmas.
ReplyDeleteOh God! I LOL'ed right through that. And I LOVE how the little boy in blue robes seemed so taken with her singing too : D
ReplyDeleteI ad to post this to my fb page, thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Powdergirl
ReplyDeleteI think the "little boy" was actually a little girl playing the Virgin Mary.....