tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post2993165413008147468..comments2024-03-15T08:05:28.706+00:00Comments on The Sleeping Policeman: A Former Police Officer's Blog: Wanted On WarrantLex Ferendahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11111622017331655936noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-88143366055297242672009-07-03T18:24:13.693+01:002009-07-03T18:24:13.693+01:00A funny story.. .I am glad you respected his right...A funny story.. .I am glad you respected his rights!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-26067078822279739842009-07-02T22:27:39.444+01:002009-07-02T22:27:39.444+01:00I think that the note inside the envelope is very ...I think that the note inside the envelope is very much the sort of thing that I would do.<br /><br />:-)PC Blogs A Lottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08043615893535383072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-41669819963026518262009-07-02T17:29:29.837+01:002009-07-02T17:29:29.837+01:00Hog Day - I've no idea how that photo arrived ...Hog Day - I've no idea how that photo arrived on this posting. It would seem that my wife is attempting to sabotage my good reputation (that was a photo of my wife by the way). Still, it brought in an extra 1,000 readers, but has now been replaced with the original photo.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04427468876045104252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-43584105001501216102009-07-02T17:27:42.887+01:002009-07-02T17:27:42.887+01:00Cogigator - I had a read of Holborn's post. Wh...Cogigator - I had a read of Holborn's post. What he actually said was that if officers ask for your name you should say 'fuck'. Should the sender of that message be a very attractive lady then this could be construed as a rather flattering invite. One that I would find difficult to refuse or take offence from.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04427468876045104252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-22577108279501567552009-07-02T14:26:24.912+01:002009-07-02T14:26:24.912+01:00Was seduced here by the picture, and was in fits r...Was seduced here by the picture, and was in fits reading this and the previous post. Great stuff. Encore ad nauseam please.Dick Puddlecotehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01481866882188932892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-37767594239617467782009-07-02T12:35:45.981+01:002009-07-02T12:35:45.981+01:00Are you sure you want to recommend old holborns bl...Are you sure you want to recommend old holborns blog? He advocates readers giving Police S5 'f*** off' to the Police in his Weds July 1st post.TheCogitatornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-84746762459592518482009-07-02T08:49:39.317+01:002009-07-02T08:49:39.317+01:00Now look here Mr H, the officer in that picture is...Now look here Mr H, the officer in that picture is wearing non regulation body armour - either that or she's from the marine unit and has accidentally inflated her Mae West - and where are her identifying numbers?? Dammit man, think of the shame...remember You Tube.Hogdayafternoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188146617570775741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-84847977194530962722009-07-02T01:25:41.059+01:002009-07-02T01:25:41.059+01:00Spooky. We had a postmen's jacket and bag whic...Spooky. We had a postmen's jacket and bag which one of us would wear on a search warrant.<br />They always opened the door for the postman, but as soon as they did, the rest of the team would barge in.<br />Or a double bluff, get a uniform Officer to knock, they don't expect tht.blueknighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18409655604657713593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-89299438625350970882009-07-01T21:42:14.271+01:002009-07-01T21:42:14.271+01:00Just a plug really...if you haven't done so al...Just a plug really...if you haven't done so already, I HIGHLY recommend reading Bastard Old Holborn's blog. It's nothing short of genius, and written in a manner I only wish I could express myself in. I'm also indebted to him for advsing his readers to look at my blog, and for giving me the courage to continue blogging. He's also funny as hell. Don't take my word for it, see for yourself!Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04427468876045104252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-58257695022669593352009-07-01T18:22:02.645+01:002009-07-01T18:22:02.645+01:00R/T - I must admit I sanitised it for the well-bei...R/T - I must admit I sanitised it for the well-being of the readers.<br /><br />Hog Day - You can see that I've learnt from the same messages sent by the same people telling us the same thing as when you served, can't you? The only chastisement I actually gave the officer was for putting my name at the bottom of the letter, done so any complaint would be levelled at me. Either way, it was funny.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04427468876045104252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-21338327335059739852009-07-01T15:03:05.782+01:002009-07-01T15:03:05.782+01:00ROFL
Classic.ROFL<br /><br />Classic.TheCogitatornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-55686653230251929082009-07-01T10:25:17.124+01:002009-07-01T10:25:17.124+01:00The footnote accurately describes the messages tha...The footnote accurately describes the messages that flowed from my last PHQ via the DBEM system (Death By E Mail aka RAW - Read, and Weep). This shite used to just go to supervisors to pass on, until they twigged that most of us kept it from the troops for the sake of our collective sanity.Hogdayafternoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188146617570775741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-55914936902800257272009-07-01T10:23:13.851+01:002009-07-01T10:23:13.851+01:00A long, long time ago one of our smaller forces wa...A long, long time ago one of our smaller forces was having a problem with an armed robber who used to say nothing to the cashiers - just hand over a note demanding the £££. When he was eventually tracked down he was fishing. A team snuck up on him and dropped their own note over his shoulder saying a similar thing. Not quite as nice as your one, though!!R/Tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-69136330886219716152009-07-01T00:42:56.192+01:002009-07-01T00:42:56.192+01:00Guv,
I've gotta tell ya, your footnote had a...Guv, <br /><br />I've gotta tell ya, your footnote had an almost sarcastic tone to it - as if you didn't actually mean it!?<br /><br />Well done to the septuagenarian pugilist; while it made me smile I'm not sure it can make up for all the countless other poor old duffers who get cheated and burgled out of their hard-earned cash by young scumbags.MPS (not!) Probbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06903643172842005934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-61951858776811083492009-06-30T22:49:35.827+01:002009-06-30T22:49:35.827+01:00Absolutely brilliant. Give that man an extra bisc...Absolutely brilliant. Give that man an extra biscuit.Boy on a bikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452119541546978454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-86025584869078548232009-06-30T22:26:02.423+01:002009-06-30T22:26:02.423+01:00Yep, seen it!Yep, seen it!Old BEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06974090439936326476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-48561256814025860842009-06-30T21:26:45.802+01:002009-06-30T21:26:45.802+01:00For further satisfaction, read Constable Confused&...For further satisfaction, read Constable Confused's most recent post, 'Just to Re-assure Those who Worry'Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04427468876045104252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-28661595607914323982009-06-30T21:23:19.275+01:002009-06-30T21:23:19.275+01:00Brilliant!Brilliant!Old BEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06974090439936326476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5588995136414705349.post-68083100454309378612009-06-30T21:18:35.909+01:002009-06-30T21:18:35.909+01:00That story and this one:
http://www.dailymail.co...That story and this one:<br /> <br />http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196479/Pictured-The-battered-bruised-face-burglar-got-wrong-72-year-old-boxer.html <br /><br />have quite made my day! Thank you.Lawsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11586279064613712395noreply@blogger.com